What If?

Haven't we all muttered to ourselves at least once, "If I were King, or God, or some formidable type of supervisory presence, I would...

Well, I sure have. Often. Here's my take on it, couched in "thee's" and "thy's" because its fun:

The Ben Commandments

  1. Thou shalt be strong first in mind, and then in body, to thy limits
  2. Thou shalt be fair
  3. Thou shalt be honest
  4. Thou shalt be peaceful, unless attacked
  5. Thou shalt be kind to one another, animals and the earth
  6. Thou shalt not trespass another's mind, body, home or possessions
  7. Thou shalt not encourage ignorance and superstition, but advance knowledge
  8. Thou shalt do what thou promises to do to the best of thy ability
  9. Thou shalt not create unwanted children
  10. Thou shalt not force thy views upon others

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